Midnight Musings

Something about the mixture of darkness and lack of productivity has brought me here, in a random spur of the moment typing spree. Looking back at this blog and my long history of failed attempts at starting diaries and journals, I doubt even attempting to be consistent maintaining this blog will do me much good. Being a famous blogger would sure be lovely although.
What to write about...hmm. Well today has been an eventful day I suppose. A wicked teacher accused me of cheating in front of the whole class. Mind you, I could care less about public opinion, but I had just went through a rather off day so that was extremely unneeded. To add to the damage, my mother unsuccessfully tried to give me substantial advice regarding the situation and as the added cherry on top of this bitter sundae, my brother informed a couple of befuddling squabs were speaking ill of me. Haters these days.
Now here I am writing on a blog I have not thought about in months. The mind can sure be an extraordinary navigation system.

Horrible Ways To Die

      I don't even know what to blog about...jeez. Lets hope this new "hobby" isn't a complete failure. Hmm. Alright! I just googled random blog ideas and they told me to write about the worst ways to die. What a great way to start a blog huh? Actually what I really meant to say way the fuck google? Aha. Anywho (anyone else here say that?) number definite worst way to die is drowning. Like that is just plain morbid. Not even kidding. Drowning sucks. It's slow and goddamn painful, not to mention its just...ahgh! Just look at this picture.

Now how just frightening is that? Mucho frightening. Next up for most sucky way to die is suffocating. Its kind of along the same lines as drowning and is just about as terrifying. I mean have you ever tried to hold you breath for a super long time? That feeling is just unpleasant. Okay last and final horrible way to die is death by paper cuts. This is mainly because last night I had a dream that I was being papercut to death and that was just a trifling expierence. Paper cuts suck but being paper cut to death? LIKE NO! DONT EVEN IMAGINE IT. AHHHHH. So, yes this concludes my first sucky blog entry hope you losers enjoyed. And to make up for the yucky nature of this post I'm going to insert a picture of a lovely picture of pudding cause its too cute not to:

OH MY GOD I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. DEATH BY FOOD POISONING MY FRIENDS. NO. FOOD. I TRUSTED YOU. DAMN IT.